New city.
New team.
No time.
Turnkey. connected. furnished. before you land.
Real Mayhem.
Real Moves.
Handled.
Sudden trade—no time, no clue, no home?
“I get traded overnight—how do I land in a fully furnished, wired-up home without a hotel stay?”
We set up a rental, activate Wi-Fi & TV, and deliver turnkey comfort—so you walk straight in, no sterile suite required. Our goal? To shrink your hotel stay to practically zero.
Wife, toddler, 30 days—and zero listings?
“I need a nice home in 30 days—won’t the market leave me empty-handed?”
We execute 24/7 broker sweeps and unlock pocket listings, then coordinate pool service, landscapers, and handymen—so your family moves in on schedule, stress-free.
Escrow jargon + designer furniture = nightmare?
“I don’t speak ‘title insurance’—and I want Ligne Roset and Roche Bobois on day one.”
We demystify escrow, title, and closing in plain English, then curate and install high-end furnishings—so you never worry about logistics, only enjoying living well.
WE run Your MovE in 3 Steps.
STEP 1: SCOPE &
intake
We size up your situation, stake out scope,
and define the non-negotiables.
STEP 2: RELOCATION
PLANNING
We customize your move into a bulletproof
statement of work-like game day prep.
STEP 3: Execution &
Control
Your move unfolds on time, on scope-with
no stress, no mess, and no sweat.
your move isn’t JUST a transaction.
it’s a F*CKING project.
YOU’RE NOT JUST HIRING A REAL ESTATE BROKER - YOU’RE HIRING A PROJECT MANAGER WHO RUNS THE WHOLE TEAM.
REal talk: the move isn’t just the house
HERE’S WHAT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING:
Switching cities, time zones, tax brackets
Moving a family (sometimes pregnant, always busy)
Shopping in 30 days or less
Managing logistics from a hotel, a rink, or 3,000 miles away
BUILT LIKE A PROJECT MANAGER’S WAR ROOM
PMP-certified
SIX SIGMA-certified
RCDD-certified
Real-world real estate experience (Countrywide licensed rep.)
Trusted by NHL clients and agents
No fluff. No “let me check on that.”
